I find I have to ask the question. Whilst in a pub and having observed children behaving badly have you ever had a word with the parents about the behavior?
"s*d off somewhere else then."
"Aaaaah, they're only kids, aren't they sweeeeeeeeeet!"
"How dare you insinuate that my offspring aren't the pride of humanity, I ought to smash your face in."
"I pity you, you poor, childless, loveless individual."
"Don't you understand? [beats breast and fights back tear] I'VE GOT KIDS!!!"
"Don't you think it's just as embarrassing for me?"
"Who are you to question me?"
"Oh, sorry. I'll make sure they behave in a less anti-social manner from now on."
One of these has never happened.
Good Lord, remind me never to frequent the pubs you go to.
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