It will have to wait much longer since if sexuality were a ballroom then Jon and I are dancing down different ends.

I'm trying to work out what being a Gay Duffer means. For me it's being squeamish to be around the squealing gays of Soho venues such as G-A-Y. I'd much prefer a country pub with a glass of real ale, smoking some Old Holborn and listening to Oasis on the jukebox. Not really gay at all.

I'm glad this forum is anonymous as The Gay Council would cancel my membership.