World's most petty crime alert: I've had a couple of pairs of wellies in my porch for a while, until this morning sometime when someone nicked them. They weren't visible from the road so, worryingly, they must have walked up to my front door, to check whether anything was worth taking. We're in Whatman Rd, so I guess they may have taken other low-value stuff from others' front gardens in the vicinity. Unless they were stealing to order for the festival season, of course.

I guess the lesson is that whatever you may have in your porch/front garden, no matter how low the resale value, it's probably wise to remove it or nail it down.