On the button Sherwood. Pubs are for adults and totally unsuitable for children, as a licensee selling a licensed drug I see the best of people and unfortunately the worst of people and I have seen and heard enough to know that a pub is just not the right environment. As a child I have never been to a pub with my parents and I don't think they were short of ideas to spend family time together. These days there are plenty more alternatives anyway. I think kids should stay out of pubs, both if you don't like them but especially if you like them and want to keep them from being exposed to adult childishness and drivvle that us poor licensees have to put up with!!
I think Wetherspoons are entirely right to curb the drinks policy for parents, the licenced trade is constantly under scrutiny for corrupting our young people and more self regulation is required in the industry to keep this Nanny State from meddling with our right to party (responsibly).
I would then suggest that with that logic children be banned from shops and supermarkets that sell alcohol!
I am sorry that you have to put up with drivvle from some of your punters, as someone who worked in a bar for a good while I would have liked to have wacked quite a few of the less pleasant people.
My concern is if you are worried about exposing children to some of your less friendly customers why dont you bar those unfriendly customers? Surely it would make your life easier.
Let's face it, with a glass of orange/apple juice as costly as it is in a pub and with the amount that kids spill you will make a fortune!!