Does it really take TWO Kings of Hi-Viz to stand in the way on the already narrowed platform at HOP announcing where the ELL is going? Oh, Dalston Junction? I thought this was the expressway to HELL! You mean it doesn't veer off from its designated destination at any point? How uninspiring.
But then it beats one of them rushing down to the back end of the platform each time a train came, to stop people accessing the final set of doors in case they got hit by the oncoming train. I mean, we are floundering children after all.
Stay on ground level fellas and help people with prams, as the station still refuses to join the world of 20th century accessibility.
I could go on...