dipsolala,
If you give me a bag of enriched uranium I should be able to cobble something together in about 45 minutes. Once I have destroyed the jelly and a few surrounding streets I would gladly let you buy me dinner.

Perryman,
As far as the council goes, you know what they say; What they don't know won't hurt 'em! So please don't discuss our little plan anywhere that council employees or councillors might overhear - I think we should be safe on se23.com