shame you're not coming for dinner Michael, I was going to do sushi.

Given the further rain today, and that scheduled in the next few weeks, I anticipate my garden being engulfed in goo by Christmas.

I think the detonation of a small nuclear device to save the rest of Forest Hill is the only way forward (save bringing over the entire Japanese fishing fleet, which may take some time).

So, what do we need to effect this? On my list, so far, I have -
breeze blocks, an apple core, fishing rods, a long pokey thing that can withstand a bit of heat, some matches, goggles and a balaclava.
Anything I've forgotten?